If the Millennium Puzzle grants the insane amount of good luck necessary to draw precisely the right card needed at the exact moment of dramatic climax where it will be most effective, how much good luck should a life-size replica grant me when fighting the odds while playing the lottery?
And will it grant me more luck once painted?
Stay tuned for a full report on the luck-generating properties of 3D-printed Millennium Items!
#genocide-free millennium items
The important question is, do they summon ancient demon gods? No? Then what’s the bloody point?
I’m halfway to collecting all seven items. If you see a giant purple creature blocking out the sun, you’ll know I finished crafting them all. (: